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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:53

No way
Then came..
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
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Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
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share office space ...
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
—
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
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Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.